I was ready to have a rant about PHP. Well played.
It doesn’t matter what’s posted here, I’m always ready to rage about PHP. The community’s image always gets me.
PHP Developer here: Give me your worst!
Tomorrow you’re going to be inheriting our in-house framework that uses legacy code from before PHP 7.0 with zero documentation and no dependency management.
Sounds good to me.
Had another job where my task was to maintain Perl scripts from the 90s. The company was crap, though, so I only stayed for half a year.
Maintaining perl scripts from the 90s is my ball park!
Mind, I did write some of them, and they’re still whirring away making it a pretty easy job. Perl’s lack of breaking features is its strongest strength.
You just described my previous job 😞😭😞
I have a Laravel app I’ve been maintaining for about ten years that will make you hate PHP as well.
Bold of you to assume I don’t hate PHP already.
It’s duct typing.
Imagine, if you will, a whole open plan office full of them…
I also have a Ducky keyboard.
Too cute. I typically don’t like squishy keys, but I’d make an exception here.
*Didn’t hear the audio at first. That…is a bit too much, lol.
Imagine how fast problems would be identified with that many rubber ducks for an engineer to talk to.
This is the future.
Big brain moment: escape.
Ducky keyboards if they were actually good
dude’s got all his ducks in a row
