Don’t forget automatically killing orphans
Before killing yourself, it’s your responsibility to kill your children
…and people worry about the name of a git branch.
Garbage collection is such an evil thing…
I’d like more pixels please. Literally can’t read it…
Pixel machine broke
I could make out a line that says div element contained inline span child, forcing all children to be wrapped in a block.
“how to kill orphaned children in Java”
what do you mean Java is also the name of an island
Java (pronounced jay-va) is also the name of a town near me in Western NY.
You should tell them that this pronunciation sucks.
Wait until you hear there’s a town in NY named Gotham–pronounced GOthum.
Wait until you hear of a little state called Arkansas.
Is this the one from [ https://os-book.com ]?!
A bit like when we renamed all the master/slave terminology using different phrasing that’s frankly more useful a lot of the time, I think it’s about time we got rid of this “child” task nonsense. I suggest “subtask”. Then we can reword these books into something that no-one can make stupid jokes about any more, like “how to keep your subs in line” and “how to punish your subs when they’ve misbehaved”.
I don’t think changing a profession’s terms to “prevent stupid jokes” is a smart move.
Whoosh?
“How to enter subspace” “How to bind subs”
Dont ignore ‘Simple Children’
Playground zone signs where I live often read “slow children playing”. It’s supposed to be “slow (children playing)” but I always get a kick out of reading it as “(slow children) playing”.
I actually got flagged on reddit for a joke comment I made with a 3 liner code block that had something like
thread.kill()
It thought I was promoting violence lol
Reddit: for bots, by bots
Could we please let this 30+ year old joke just die?
No die, is funni