• StenSaksTapir@feddit.dk
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    2 months ago

    I’ve said this a million times before, but if we’re playing gods anyway, can’t we make them dog sized also?

    I would totally get one or maybe two.

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        2 months ago

        They’ll be wearing stylish pool noodles on the tusks to minimize furniture and gonad damage.

        Or we create them with softer tusks. Maybe that’s better, the. They’ll also be worthless to poachers.