the future is just so bright! (boom de yadda etc etc)

i was about to post that specific xkcd when i saw your comment

as someone who used dos and whose dad used win8, i can confirm xd

msdos intensifies they ought to be enough!

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shomeone shouldve told bill gates in the 80s that in the future computers would be a bunch of idiots

basic is like toki pona then i guess, like python but even easeier

no wait, that ones gray snail (minimalist vocabulary: it has only 4 commands)

“uh, road assistance? yeah, i think my car thinks its a ruby framework…no…not making this up…wait NONONO DONT HANG IM SERIOUS RN”

wat

404: common sense not found (honestly it should be called “uncommon sense” instead)

most people i deal with daily have no common sense at all

i havent even configured my ssh

~ $ cat ~/.ssh/id_rsa
cat: /home/dos/.ssh/id_rsa: No such file or directory
~ $ cat ~/.ssh/id_ed25519
cat: /home/dos/.ssh/id_ed25519: No such file or directory

(i jut realized i gorgot rthis part)

fsck the cloud i have a nas

(technically its my dad not me but ehh we all put our backups there)

actually names his variables “x, y, z, etc etc” when coding

AT LEAST I DONT DAILY DRIVE MS-DOS ANYMORE

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ive always been one of the huge windows enthusiasts and i fsckin hate win11

“lets talk about javascri–”

audience: ROTFLMFAO

“i upgraded from winxp to win7 guys”

the x is not not x but is also not the nand x but x is not xnor, and or x of the x

“it is possible to train 8 days a week.”

– that one ai bot google made