taanegl@beehaw.orgtoLinux@programming.dev•LinkedIn Migrates Their Servers From CentOS To Azure Linux
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5 days ago…well of course they did, LinkedIn is owned by Microsoft.
…well of course they did, LinkedIn is owned by Microsoft.
Aaaaw, so cute _ This is what they’ll have running inside your brain when they put us all into capsules. You’ll have cables up your butt, but your capsule will also be a suppository that might be shoved up into the hive minds sphincter, which tightens and loosens depending upon optimal dopamine distribution, so that millions of others can also benefit from your heightened cortisol levels. Lucky you.
It’s like the world’s duchiest bag picking a fight with the words assiest hole.
Listen, if there isn’t a server you can download maps and umods on that allows you to fly a shark in the sky with redeemer rockets over a Burger King, then I’m not interested…
UT99 was too good for us.
You’ll have Euro Truck Simulator running in your brains.