Yes, and if he texted “Hey, I’m at the zeroith table” and the woman replied with the sibling comment then you know to run far and run fast.

My beowulf cluster can run at terafaps/s levels under ideal conditions.

Operator overloads are excellent for readable code when used well - I object to their inclusion on this list.

Wait does python not have built in functional list comprehension? Even PHP has that built in at this point.

I believe the venue ended up being double booked by data scientists and white supremacists.

As a super secret dev hack may I introduce you to shift + insert a fair few sites specifically block ctrl + v instead of properly disabling the clipboard action and, of course, if you read this and then submit a Jira ticket to block shift + insert… well… h8u

It’s fucking insane that an internet banking portal has such a low cap on max characters and such shitty rule enforcement.

C is an extremely expressive language. There’s a reason it won’t die and, while we all love to shit on it for the memes, you can write perfectly safe software in it.

It’s important to demystify tech… They’re literally the same except some achieve a descriptor beyond “shitty”.

Yes it would - look at optional braces for short if expressions in C family languages and why it’s so discouraged in large projects. Terminating characters are absolutely worth the cost of an extra LoC

Of course we don’t - Jared is why some workplaces don’t suck. Having a dev with enough seniority to force management to do logical things is an incredible asset.

It’s almost as bad as Twitter creating the verb “tweet”… with the obvious past tense…

The real estate requirements are real and if you don’t have the space it simply won’t work - but they are absolutely fine for text legibility. An important thing to remember is that, because you’re viewing the reflection of the image instead of having a backlit screen, (outside of matte e-ink options) I’ve found it a lot less fatiguing on my vision than a traditional monitor. So, while I still prefer dark mode out of habit, even bright sections of the image for extended periods of time doesn’t make my eyes sore in the same way. Lastly, as someone who wanders and dances while they work - it’s much easier to keep focus on the screen as I migrate.

I’m sure it’s not for everyone but it’s an extremely comfortable way for me to code.

Honestly… just get a fucking projector.

Yea… Microsoft has a history of doing this a lot… their “concession” to being a large software developer is that each version of an app seems to have an entirely different team that develops independently from the other platform versions (the best you can say is that they occasionally borrow good features from one another).

I recently got forcefully switched to “New Teams” at work which is a strict downgrade and doesn’t support half the shit the browser app (which, as a reminder, is a weird Frankenstein of calendar and email) supports. It also absolutely bombards users with unnecessary notifications that need to be individually muted.

Never have I appreciated Google more than when I was forced from GSuite to SharePoint, Teams, Outlook, Visio, etc…

The diagram was actually written in LaTeX.

Eh… ship it. RAM is cheap.

Damn, that’s a lot fucking darker than I’d thought it’d get on reading the title of the fable.

C++ is still the far and ahead leader in game programming. All the tools are written in it and everyone is used to it.

Java truly runs on everything.